As Mr. Guano headed for his car to go to the radio station, he saw a childhood drama being played out at the end of his driveway. Not wanting to back over the children who refused to stop throwing crap at a little teddy bear they’d thrown into his tree, Mr. Guano decided to resolve the situation by climbing a wobbly ladder placed in the middle of the street and waving a huge heavy board in the air as the children scampered below (plus one other child on rollerblades waving two sharpened sticks around for balance).
No children were harmed, nor were authorities called. But he tells this story of summer fun, and then plays a song by the Happy Flowers about children reaching under a lawnmower to get a frisbee.
Safety is important, and so is space exploration. Mr. Guano celebrates the 39th anniversary of Apollo 11 with an aborted mission into the heart of “the program within a program,” Green Slime.
All the ladies in the house love Astronauts!!!
SwaG! Hour One, with amusing child safety story.