Halloween: A fun time for all, or Satan’s holiday (holy day)?
This is a day when all, especially our innocent children, are encouraged to let their inner demons out. It is a fact that statistics show a trend towards a likely increase in rude behavior, vandalism, nightmares, sass-back, sugar intoxication and unhealthy role play all happening around the date of October 31.
Won’t someone stop this madness?
Obviously, the media are to blame. Radio host Bat Guano has been pressured by Kalamazoo’s concerned citizens to cease his bizarre yearly “Swagoweenie” broadcast. This broadcast year after year is often full of nightmarish and violent music encouraging cannibalism and necrophilia (among other even more sinister topics), as well as inappropriate on-air behavior from the host himself.
It seems that in this year’s Halloween “special” Mr. Guano had taken heed of our concerns. But by the end of the first hour he acts like a person with mental illness, and plays music that, frankly, makes us hunger for the darkness of the crypt and the sweet, sweet, chewy goodness of human brains.
Brains. Brains! BRAINS!!!
Urrghh.... uhhh.... oohhhh.... listen...
And, a “normal” SwaG!, to compare and contrast:
SwaG! Broadcast of Oct. 21, 2009.