Reno, Nevada, A warm and exotic wonderland in Bat Guano’s mind, full of gambling and legalized prostitution.
During this broadcast, SwaG! got a call from a listener in Reno, more evidence that the program is forming its own network via internet streaming. Mr. Guano imagined Reno to be a warm and fun-filled place, which made him twitchy. Twitchy and resentful. Because he was in Kalamazoo, Michigan, where it was snowing and cold that early March evening. And he had no games of chance nor prostitutes to turn to.
Long ago some jerkass poet stopped at our train station and scribbled in his filthy laudenum-stained notebook, “the sins of Kalamazoo are a convict gray, a dishwater drab. And the people who sin the sins of Kalamazoo are neither scarlet nor crimson.”
Well FUUUUUCK YOOOOOUUUUU!!!! Carl Sandburg! We’re King Hell Goddam Beet Red Sinners! At least Bat Guano is. He’s the World’s Greatest Sinner. He proves it with one of the best episodes of SwaG! you’ll ever hear.