When Bat Guano created SwaG!, he was planning on improving the cultural tastes of the youth in Kalamazoo.

But things turned out horribly wrong. Children declared their hatred for their elders’ classic rock, and dressed in fashions that seemed to mock the past. They paid no heed to the marketing directives of the day, nor to the cultural directives of their schools.

Chaos reigned, and the streets were filled with noise...

You think we’re joking? You think we’re funny, like a clown? Scroll down below for recordings of these dangerous broadcasts, and hear for yourself!